bickley
Oh my god, I am 50!
fred
Welcome to the half century club. So we're 50 , so what.
At 50 our lives are just begining.
jeanie
Yes! if you were a tortoise, you would be just a baby.
nelson
And if you were an elephant, you would be a teenager.
mork
And if you were a dog, you'd be dead!
mindy
Come on Mr. Bickley, don't be so hard on yourself!
I mean regrets have nothing to do with age, we all
have them. You know things we didn't do, things we
should have done.
mork
Oh Regets, I've had a few, but I've handled them my
way!
Glenda
Oh, what could you possibly have to regret, you little
pixie pants.
mork
Oh bless you! Well the fact that my foot doesn't have
a thumb, that my ears don't spin in the wind, I never
found out who Rula Lenska was.
exidor
Mork! Is that you?
mork
It's me Exidor!
exidor
No, I'm Exidor you're Mork.
glenda
Who is that?
remo
Exidor, the town loon.
exidor
I resent that curly! I don't live in town, I'm a valley guy!
exidor
I bring bad news Mork, this is'nt going to be easy,
I better set down. I just got back from the doctor.
mork
Which doctor?
exidor
Exactly! He told me in Swahili that I only have 41
years to live! Here is a note descibing my condition!
[hands Mork a rock]
mork
Mradi wa Kamusi Hai umehama! Ita daktari Duka la dawa
Tafadhali nataka bia [pombe] baridi. Yo mama!
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