mork
O.K. kids! Something new for today, it's called record
hour.
stephanie
Ahhhhh, stuff record hour! I'd rather have lunch hour.
mork
Well stephanie, you just had lunch and somewhere in
a small country the people are going hungry.
Oh, Mindy got us a record player so I can finally play
those rcords I've been wanting to play for a long time!
All those wonderful stories. Today we have a little
fairytale documentary called War of the Worlds! It's
told to us by the biggest mother goose of them all Orson
Wells! [ Mork sets the record
on the player and it slowly dies on him.] We
bought from Nixon's secretary..hold on. [Mork
tries to fix it] Well there seems to be...as
the Egyptians say, Tut Tut there's a problem! I killed
it! I've committed stereoicide! Stereoicide! Stereoicide!
NO! I'm going to go to dolby hell for this!
mindy
When did you get a library card?
mork
Card?
mindy
You can't take books out of a library without a card!
mork
Ooooh! No wonder the old lady hurdled over the desk
and chased me down the street. She would have caught
me too, but her cane snapped.
nelson
Nice try guy, but your wasting your time, Lawsuits
go on for years!
mork
Why does justice take so long?
nelson
Because lawyers are paid by the hour.
mindy
Well, I can't let them get away with this! I'm going
down there and I'm going to make him fix this thing
and if he won't do it, I will have the satisfaction
of giving him a good piece of my mind!
mork
Maybe I should go with you Mind, in case you give
him too much of your mind and you need someone to
show you the way home.
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