directed by - Harvey Medlinsky
written by - Neil Lebowitz
air date - October 12, 1978
filming location - Los Angeles, CA (Paramount Studios)
                               Boulder, CO
production companies - Henderson Production Company
                                            Miller-Milkis Productions
                                            Paramount Television
distribution by - ABC (television)
                            Paramount Home Video (DVD)

Curvaceous Susan Taylor, Mindy's love rival from high school days, meets Mork at the music store and disdainfully brushes him off until she learns that he lives with Mindy. She does an abrupt turnabout and arranges to pick him up for a date that night. Mindy, green-eyed with jealousy, goes too. Susan then invites Mork to dine at her place by candlelight, unaware that Mork lives in terror of a sacred flame that heralds the arrival of Volgar the Enforcer on planet Ork.

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Mindy
It's just not fair that I go out tonight and you have to stay here all alone. Remember, you can learn something from everybody you meet here on Earth.
Mork
That's very true. The garbage man today taught me never to lie on the curb on pickup day.
Mindy
Mork, what were you doing lying on the curb?
Mork
Well, I was watching some ants mug a grasshopper when he came by.
Mindy
And I suppose you're going to tell me the garbage man picked you up and threw you into the truck?
Mork
No, he said he couldn't do that unless I was tied and bundled.

Mindy
Telling a joke is a crime on Ork?
Mork
Only if it gets a laugh.