Eugene
Are you running away?
Mork
How can you tell?
Eugene
It's written all over your face.
Mork
Shazbot! I've broken out in words!
Exidor
Do you know any of the Friends of Venus?
Mork
I know some people from Venus. I know one guy that's kinda
cute, if you're into short and fuzzy.
Exidor
Good start. But we need more power in your voice and more
conviction!
Mork
Oh, I see... FRIEEEEEEEEND! I have need of your attention.
Frieeeeend! Do you realize that the Venusians are coming
down to earth? But they are NOT coming here on Veterans'
Day, NOT on April Fool's Day, but on Labor Day baby!
BAAAAABY! Can you hear me frieeeend?
Exidor
I hear ya!
Mork
Are you ready now, can I get a nanu nanu?
Exidor
Nanu nanu!
Mork
Thank you, frieeeeend! D'you realize, friend, what they
are coming here to do? Because they've come down here to
BLOOOOW the earth to smithereens! But it's not that bad,
friend, because they're sending a ship down here to save
1,000 of us! And they're making a list and they're
checking it twice. Now, frieeeeeend, now you could either
stay DOOOOWN here in your disco drug-infested inferno! Or
come UUUUP! to Venus! And have your very own Venuuuusian
condominimum with hot and cold runnin' champagne and
underwater dancing. You must apply NOW!
Exidor
Mork! Mork, that was beautiful! [Exidor
turns to one of his invisible friends] Why can't
you be more like him?
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